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grapesmuggler 

A person who wears briefs or more specifically speedos.
A swimmer smuggles their "grapes" in their speedo.

grapeson 

Grayson Dolan’s subconscious
Grayson: man I’m in the mood for some pizza
Grapeson: no you ain’t. You want grapes
grapeson by Grapesondolan February 1, 2019

Grapestomping 

Rubbing ones testicles on the bottom of someone else’s foot
Person 1:”I love grapestomping, it feels soft on my testicles!”
Grapestomping by WH262 February 28, 2018

grapesmuggler 

when a guy places his whole penis and ballsack in a girls mouth, she becomes a grapesmuggler
what a freakin grapesmuggler. Ive never seen anyone else that can take the whole sausage and meatballs
grapesmuggler by shep July 27, 2004

grapesmuggler 

One who regularly engages in the act of Teabagging.
Leave that kid alone grapesmuggler.
grapesmuggler by Glue-All March 4, 2003

grapesmuggler 

A dirty, homosexual West Point cadet who gets his jollies off by participating in Naked Taps, Code Reds and Tea Bagging. Also doesn't believe in regular bathing because "Diseases are cool!!!"
M-m-m-m-m-my daddy says I'm a grapesmuggler.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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