Grapesexual 

A sexuality that describes the romantic relationship between a wineperson, the one thats gets tasted and his sommelier, the one that tastes his wineperson's body.

Sommelier: I wanna grape harvest your body, GUI
Wineperson: What do you mean?
Sommelier: I'm a grapesexual, now bend over.

Grapesexual by pettounia February 3, 2022

grapesexual 

only being attracted to grape. 🍇

random guy: hi 🥺🥺🥺 can we date ilysm!!!!

y/n: sorry😓 im grapesexual 😛😘

grapesexual by swaggysexcmilf July 24, 2021

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bro don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Rapesexual 

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)

Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out

Rapesexual by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

graysexual 

Written also: greysexual

adj: sometimes having sexual attraction and/or feelings, but usually not. generally asexual but perhaps capable of sexual desire under certain conditions, eg love or romance.

noun: person who identifies as graysexual

Whereas sexual orientation exists along a continuum of heterosexual, bisexual and homosexual, sex drive also exists along a continuum. Some people (highly sexual) desire to have sex with anyone they can; some people (strictly asexual) have no sexual desires; graysexuals are predominantly asexual but capable of manifesting sexual desires under specific circumstances. This is not to be confused with an asexual that is satisfying a partner's sexual desires despite lacking sexual desire of their own.

"Look at all of these hot chicks!"
"Eh."
"Dude, are you gay?"
"Nah, I'm graysexual. I can see that there are plenty of hot chicks here, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with any of them."

graysexual by the_smasher November 29, 2009

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bring don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Grayasexual 

An umbrella term for someone who is on the asexual spectrum.

It encompasses people who identify strongly with asexuality, but don’t feel like asexual is the most correct word for them. There are many possible definitions and identities under the gray asexual umbrella, but here are some of the most commonly seen ones:
- feels sexual attraction infrequently, of low intensity, to few people, or in specific circumstances
- feels sexual attraction, but has no desire to act on it
- has confusing or ambiguous feelings of sexual attraction
- feels that sexual attraction is not a meaningful concept to them personally

The main thing to remember about gray asexuality is that an individual is allowed to define it any way they choose and that it is a unique orientation. If a gray asexual’s definition doesn’t match up with one of the above, it doesn’t mean their identity is not valid.

Nancy's grayasexual. She's probably not interested in hooking up with you.

Grayasexual by insert my pseudonym here December 29, 2016