grape slide

A moronic hazing ritual that requires new pledges of a fraternity to slide naked down a hallway on all fours with a grape positioned firmly inside the anus. If the grape falls out before the end of the hallway is reached, the pledge must eat it. Also see toilet surfing.

Earl tasted his own shit after the grape fell from his asshole during the grape slide.

by Robb H. July 6, 2006

Left side of the graph

A metaphor for negativity or a regressive attitude.
Refers to a person, mindset, or situation stuck in pessimism, toxicity, or backward thinking — like being on the left side of a graph where the values are negative.
Coined by Ayush Khanjarwal (2025).

Stop hanging around people on the left side of the graph — they’ll pull your energy down.
He’s always complaining about life; totally on the left side of the graph.

by AxisMind October 11, 2025