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by mciscko666 September 13, 2023

grandissimus

A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.

"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick

by Second Mate Stubb June 23, 2016

Hugh Grantism

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

grantics

noun. Aggravating acts or antics committed by a person or persons that even normal earth logic cannot comprehend, repeated at ad nauseam. Coined after an internet nuisance by the name of GrantM became obsessive about becoming an anime VA and routinely stirred up drama on every board he was on and ignored advice.

"God dammit, your grantics are getting way too out of hand! You don't make any sense!"

by BrainDamage July 25, 2008

Grantkins

Someone who has an incredible ability to leap and flip, more so than would another person with the same training. Commonly a grantkins will also be able to do a handful of other things uncommonly well. This may mean that they can sing, play an instrument, draw, fight, or dance. Usually unassuming unless coerced into demonstrating these special talents.

Kid A:) That grantkins is doing mad flips and jumping over people in the other room. Can you hear what song it is that he's singing?
Kid B:) I think he wrote it himself. It's probably on you tube.

by Chibbons July 4, 2010

Grantism

The belief that sex is the dominant force in a society. Grantism celebrates sex with no inhibitions. Sex is celebrated as much as possible, while still keeping it hallowed. Extremes in Grantism include going so far as to whoring ones self out on a daily basis. The norms in Grantism are comments and jokes of the sexual nature. Grantism does not advocate the acts of bestiality; However, incest is still tolerated to date. In Grantism, the human body is a wonderous thing and should be shared. Prostitutes are highly respected in Grantism.

Blake: "Why must you be so dirty minded all the time?"

Brittany: "I'm not dirty minded; I believe in Grantism."

by Alana Hearts March 17, 2011

granties

Noun

A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".

1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.

See Also: granny panties.

-Wow Erica, those are some massive granties you've got on there...
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-Sexy.
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.

-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-MOTHER!
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!

by Suckasaurus Rex September 1, 2008