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ghandicus 

The most composed, tranquil creature in existence. Native to the planet Ahimsa, these creatures are herbivorous and live by a strict moral code to never harm another living creature. Unfortunately not eating meat meant that for a time they had to do whatever they could to survive. That meant eating infected tree bark, psilocybin mushrooms, and drinking seawater. Something that would historically be referred to by future civilisations as, “The Incident”
These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic.

When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal transgressions of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.
After billions of years of rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill, we see their final evolutionary stage, the ghandicus erectus.
ghandicus by Enlaved Autism October 26, 2020
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Guardicus Manicus 

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

ghandicapped

When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process
Friend: Jaden Smiths tweets are so insightful!

Me: No you retard he's Ghandicapped
ghandicapped by BeardlessBeard June 25, 2014

gannicus 

A sex god. One who falls asleep and others fall in love
Oh my! Jay is gannicus...
gannicus by Jayydodie December 22, 2016

Ghandicap 

A certain person who thinks he can make the world better by describing all of the problems in the world and doing actually nothing.
Person X:
"Why is that white coated guy standing in front of the police station and talking about problems?"
Person Y:
"Don't mind him, he has a Ghandicap"
Ghandicap by Sylvester Hofstra February 12, 2007

Grandiculous

Acting in the way of the Nicolas Granda, throwing away all of society's expectations, and truly becoming the Granda
"He's boutta go Grandiculous"
Grandiculous by GrandiculousMode February 5, 2021

granticus 

sickhead brapper who is very funny but can be a pain in the arse sumtimes. it can also be anuva name for pimp
Grant is such a granticus!
granticus by Maddie S January 15, 2008
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