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grannyma 

Yo what's up grannyma
grannyma by Hippo890 September 10, 2016
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grannylane 

The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs.
Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.
grannylane by jpg3 July 30, 2011

Grannyfanny 

1. A good looking young lady who possesses a rather grotesque vagina.

2. Someone with undesirable physical, mental or social qualities, much like an old lady's vagina.
Youth #1: Shit dude i wouldn't wind getting in Stacey

Youth #2: Nah you dont wanna do that, she's a Grannyfanny.

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Enraged Driver: Piss-off ya Grannyfanny!
Grannyfanny by Franno December 26, 2007

GrannySack 

The sagginess between an old lady's legs.
Dude, my engine blew up! Wow that sucks major nutsack.... Yea... sucks big time grannysack.
GrannySack by Granny101351094 November 15, 2010

grannyman 

The koolest guy on the internet.
grannyman is Honestly cooler than any of you l4m3rs.
grannyman by crucifix April 20, 2004

Grannybaseball 

Baseball blog focused on defending traditional baseball measures. Focused primarily on Minnesota Twins baseball team, including minor leagues.
Grannybaseball is located at grannybaseball.blogspot.com.
Grannybaseball by Grannybaseball December 22, 2008

grannyman 

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.
grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!
grannyman by max April 19, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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