GrannyArt

When old Goons paint art work that looks like a 3 year old created

That grannyart looks childish

by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024

grannystabbers

Scousers, particularly those that follow Liverpool FC

There'll be extra police at today's game: the grannystabbers liverpool fc are in town

by Cadwyr December 2, 2013

Grannycrunking

A past-time enjoyed by many around the Yorkshire area. Involves "cruising" in a car, with the windows down and music being played at large volume. Participants then "crunk" at passing citizens, preferably those of a more mature age in order to gain a similar, gangsta-style reaction.

Maisie: Yo, Eliza! Holla at me when you wanna go Grannycrunking, yeah?!
Eliza: Sure thing, mo'fuckaaa!

by Mazzle2401 June 10, 2011

grannyrider

A person who is addicted to mature/vintage/oldschool porn. That is porn of the saggy and grey pubed variety. Each man to his own, but when found on his/her computer they do nothing to cover it up, in fact telling the audience what picture is coming up next on the slideshow, he/she admits that is wrong and tries to blame the internet, but still knows exactly whats on there and still does not delete it.

The grannyrider term originates after Top Gun callsigns, when choosing who we each were in the movie, said granny porn lover, wanted to be Iceman, to which the reply was "Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full", sypmtoms of being a grannyrider include smackeye, lack of friends and general abuse from the public.

There is no cure of Grannyrider, once dubbed a Grannyrider, that name will stick with them forever, the Grannyrider will lose all other nicknames as this one takes priority.

Ross:"I am Iceman"
Lou:"Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full"

"Grannyrider are you looking at your contraversial porn again?"

That kid looks like he's got a touch of smackeye, bet me he is a Grannyrider and buzzes off old school porn.

by BigRev November 29, 2006

GrannyStyle

Bending her over so far that her hip pops out of place and then she can't move so you may continue to rawdog

I did Gertrude Grannystyle

by LilNykil November 5, 2010

grannystomper

A Handsome person that is an e gangster maybe you shouldn’t mess with him cause he’s a e criminal Lmao

Grannystomper is the best

by grannystomper69 November 1, 2021

grandfarthers cock

oops.. looks like you forgot the l in clock, have fun being scarred for the rest of your life

OH SHIT I LOOKED UP grandfarthers cock ;(

by fatfucc February 19, 2020