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A type of thing for manly men, strictly heterosexual, but no girls allowed !!!! They sit in a circle in their grandma’s basement in their grandmas rocking chairs and go “BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH” while the drill sergeant yells at them to hold out. While they’re in the rocking chairs they are masturbating. And they have blank stares on their faces while they moan and groan. Only for da boyz. Reminder this gay orgy is definitely not gay at all. Then the grandma comes down to see da boyz having fun and decides to leave them alone. This is very sex related. After all da boyz leave, the grandma takes the rocking chairs and eats all the salty ice cream while going “boy this is good, real salty and white but good !!!”. And they all meet on Thursday’s to do this, or occasionally when they’re severely horny. Reminder: This is for very manly and heterosexual men. Totally not closeted at all.

Micheal was in a granny circle next to Ben.
“OHHHH STOP IT MICHEAL STOPP” yelled Ben in the granny circle, “IM GONNA CUM AAH AAAAHH” yelled Micheal in the granny circle.

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