grandrising 

a fancy and more respectable word for “boner”

Girl you are looking so good you’ve given me a grandrising.

grandrising by edithjefferson May 31, 2018

Grand Rising 

This is a phrase used to start off your day. Similar to "good morning" but without the negative connotations. Words are vibrations that carry meaning, and "morning" sounds too similar to "mourning" while "mourning" has a negative connotation; rising instead has a positive one. You are rising from bed, the sun is rising in the sky. There is no sadness/mourning involved, we are instead grateful for another day.

Grand rising comrades, may you all have a blessed day!

Grand Rising by ch0lita December 13, 2021

Grand Rising 

This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.

Grand rising, everybody! I hope you’re all having a wonderful and positive day!

Grand Rising by BagelMaster October 14, 2021

Grannising A Test

A autistic retard who wears the same boots everyday and does a decent job at taking exams.

He is grannising a test

Grannising A Test by Retartednijjerlydownretardlane May 4, 2026