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graigslisting 

The act of going to graigslist and browsing through categories of ads, hoping your life will get better and that someone would buy your old remote control car so you can pay for gas for next week.
Tom: "Hey, guess what? I gotta job interview..."
Mike: "What did they do? Go to the kegs for sale ad under games+toys category?"
Tom: Um, Yeah, How'd you know?
Mike: Because we're waiting for that chick who's picture you showed me when you were GRAIGSLISTING earlier.

graigslisting by anonymustard March 16, 2008
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Craigslisting It 

The state of being so bored that one ends up surfing Craig's List and other such websites in search of odd jobs, disgusting offers, and anything that catches the eye.
Example one: "Yeah I was stuck inside all day. I got so bored I ended up Craigslisting it for hours."
Craigslisting It by DaddyLeggs March 10, 2009

craigslisting 

A harmless prank or a devestating way to bombard someones cell/or house phone to the point of it being changed..

This act is done by posting an appealing add on craigslist whether it be an awesome job or an expensive item for free and inserting a friends name and number then watch as their phone is bombarded for hours by stupid craigslist people in search of a deal.
-This prank was created in 2009 by an orlando man named wally and co-created by his friend eric...
-It took very little time for this prank to be spread all around florida and eventually the whole united states
(1) That really pisses me off how he is ducking my calls....I'm gonna craigslistng craigslist him real good!

(2) I'm bored, let's craigslisting craigslist matt! I'll put up an add on the free section in craigslist saying that he's gonna give away a free canoe with his house number! Yeah that will fix his wagon!
craigslisting by Mister itchy September 23, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026