graffaeces
graffaeces by Nate_all March 15, 2007
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Grafeces
The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.
This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.
Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"
This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.
Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"
Dude, you need to check out the third stall from the end. There is a stunning display of grafeces. How do you shit on the ceiling?! The CEILING?!?!?!
Grafeces by CHEESECAKETATTOO86 January 1, 2012
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Graffeces
My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.
Graffeces by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009
Grafeces
Graffiti that is done with poop. For an added effect, perform Grafeces with a group of friends. Each friend will eat a different coloring packet from an easter egg kit. Once the waste is defecated, you will find yourself with an array of colors. The best method of grafeces is to use it almost like a big crayon; grasping it with your palms and applying to a hard surface.
Graffeace
Graffeace is act vandalism, in which the participant takes dump in a highly inconsiderate location without permission of the property owner.
girl: "That Robbie is a serial Graffeace artist! Last night he took a dump on old man Thorns front door step. There was seriously Graffeaces all over the place!"
boy: "oh Word!"
boy: "oh Word!"
Graffeace by Robbie Sea August 14, 2009
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