The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.
This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist'
s motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the
soul, a commentary on modern
society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit
well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the
true mystery.
Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"