Graffeces 

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.

My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.

Graffeces by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009

Grafeces 

The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.

This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.

Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"

Dude, you need to check out the third stall from the end. There is a stunning display of grafeces. How do you shit on the ceiling?! The CEILING?!?!?!

Grafeces by CHEESECAKETATTOO86 January 1, 2012

graffeler 

this move works best if the fart is silent, and if you are in close proximity to the person you want to attack. after you sneak a nasty fart out, cup your hand around where the smelly air is and keep it tightly shut so no air escapes. then select your target and pitch the fart at them

guy 1:(rips a nasty fart and throws it at his bro)
guy 2: dude, did you just give me a graffeler?

random dude: hey man, did you hear about how johnny graffeled susan last night?
other random dude: ya , i heard she puked all over the keg
random dude: party foul!

graffeler by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009

Graffinesque 

To express oneself with intensity, exaggerated hand movements, sarcasm and a slight touch of ego.

Derived from Greg Graffin, lead singer of Bad Religion

When I walked to the front of the stage, leaned into the crowd and pointed directly at them, it was quite Graffinesque

Graffinesque by RevToby March 7, 2005

graffaeces 

Graffiti using faeces as the medium

Man there is a load of graffaeces in the girls toilet

graffaeces by Nate_all March 15, 2007

Graffers 

A creature who is generally awesome at all things and down right loves puns. Fabulous taste in music, though has an oddly overbearing love for country. Enjoys vanilla ice cream and ALWAYS has a stash of SweeTarts. Due to the creature's many skills, the Graffers is left with an enormous ego. Though he contains it quite well. A Graffers is also often known to be a hopeless romantic. Watch out for this, should you encounter one in the wild! Though if you're not incredibly intelligent and nerdy, you need not worry. One can usually always find a Graffers at a computer stomping in various online games, playing tennis or doing an art project. A Graffers is fabulous at cheering their friends up and being there to listen. Could also be referred to as an Adorable Douchebag. And often mistaken for a Giraffers.

You are the most awesome, Man! You're like a Graffers!

Graffers by Lyssadaisy September 9, 2012

Grafeces 

Graffiti that is done with poop. For an added effect, perform Grafeces with a group of friends. Each friend will eat a different coloring packet from an easter egg kit. Once the waste is defecated, you will find yourself with an array of colors. The best method of grafeces is to use it almost like a big crayon; grasping it with your palms and applying to a hard surface.

The interstate tunnel was filled with grafeces.

Grafeces by Jesse S. May 17, 2005