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Graffeces

Using fecal matter to write or draw with on a wall
There was some Graffeces in the Underground Tunnel
by Graffeces July 30, 2006
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Graffeces

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.
My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.
by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009
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Grafeces

The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.

This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.

Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"
Dude, you need to check out the third stall from the end. There is a stunning display of grafeces. How do you shit on the ceiling?! The CEILING?!?!?!
by CHEESECAKETATTOO86 January 1, 2012
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graffeler

this move works best if the fart is silent, and if you are in close proximity to the person you want to attack. after you sneak a nasty fart out, cup your hand around where the smelly air is and keep it tightly shut so no air escapes. then select your target and pitch the fart at them
guy 1:(rips a nasty fart and throws it at his bro)
guy 2: dude, did you just give me a graffeler?

random dude: hey man, did you hear about how johnny graffeled susan last night?
other random dude: ya , i heard she puked all over the keg
random dude: party foul!
by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009
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Graffinesque

To express oneself with intensity, exaggerated hand movements, sarcasm and a slight touch of ego.

Derived from Greg Graffin, lead singer of Bad Religion
When I walked to the front of the stage, leaned into the crowd and pointed directly at them, it was quite Graffinesque
by RevToby March 7, 2005
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graffaeces

Graffiti using faeces as the medium
Man there is a load of graffaeces in the girls toilet
by Nate_all March 15, 2007
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Graffers

A creature who is generally awesome at all things and down right loves puns. Fabulous taste in music, though has an oddly overbearing love for country. Enjoys vanilla ice cream and ALWAYS has a stash of SweeTarts. Due to the creature's many skills, the Graffers is left with an enormous ego. Though he contains it quite well. A Graffers is also often known to be a hopeless romantic. Watch out for this, should you encounter one in the wild! Though if you're not incredibly intelligent and nerdy, you need not worry. One can usually always find a Graffers at a computer stomping in various online games, playing tennis or doing an art project. A Graffers is fabulous at cheering their friends up and being there to listen. Could also be referred to as an Adorable Douchebag. And often mistaken for a Giraffers.
You are the most awesome, Man! You're like a Graffers!
by Lyssadaisy September 9, 2012
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