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Graffeace 

Graffeace is act vandalism, in which the participant takes dump in a highly inconsiderate location without permission of the property owner.
girl: "That Robbie is a serial Graffeace artist! Last night he took a dump on old man Thorns front door step. There was seriously Graffeaces all over the place!"

boy: "oh Word!"
Graffeace by Robbie Sea August 14, 2009
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Grafeces 

The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.

This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.

Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"
Dude, you need to check out the third stall from the end. There is a stunning display of grafeces. How do you shit on the ceiling?! The CEILING?!?!?!
Grafeces by CHEESECAKETATTOO86 January 1, 2012

graffeler 

this move works best if the fart is silent, and if you are in close proximity to the person you want to attack. after you sneak a nasty fart out, cup your hand around where the smelly air is and keep it tightly shut so no air escapes. then select your target and pitch the fart at them
guy 1:(rips a nasty fart and throws it at his bro)
guy 2: dude, did you just give me a graffeler?

random dude: hey man, did you hear about how johnny graffeled susan last night?
other random dude: ya , i heard she puked all over the keg
random dude: party foul!
graffeler by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009

Graffenberg Spot 

long term word for G-Spot
Susie: Greetings Joe, I would much enjoy it if you would massage my Graffenberg Spot.
Joe: Yo hibby what?
Susie: Uhhh.....what's the slang around here?....oh yeah, my G-Spot.
Susie: A'ight dawg.
Graffenberg Spot by Garnoffagus June 11, 2006

gracefaced

“gracefaced” is a word you use when you are very fucked up. this word was inspired by my alcoholic friend grace.
bro i was gracefaced last night
gracefaced by doom22665 March 13, 2022

grayface 

grayface by Eris July 23, 2003

graffaeces 

Graffiti using faeces as the medium
Man there is a load of graffaeces in the girls toilet
graffaeces by Nate_all March 15, 2007
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