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Ass Grabbing Ass Clown

A person who is pretty much a dumbass douchecake.
Fuck damn it, why do you have to be such an ass grabbing ass clown?

National grabbing ass months 

From February to June is when all y’all mother fuckers gotta grab asses you even boys
Hey what is this month
February you know what that means

National grabbing ass months

Ass Grabbing Month 

If you’re feeling a little bit saucy, the month of October is Ass Grabbing Month. This is where a girl or guy reaches for that ass and then you grab it
Yo dude! It’s Ass Grabbing Month!
Ass Grabbing Month by reddoesathing September 30, 2019

National Ass Grabbing Day 

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026