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Ass Grabbing Ass Clown

A person who is pretty much a dumbass douchecake.
Fuck damn it, why do you have to be such an ass grabbing ass clown?

National grabbing ass months 

From February to June is when all y’all mother fuckers gotta grab asses you even boys
Hey what is this month
February you know what that means

National grabbing ass months

Ass Grabbing Month 

If you’re feeling a little bit saucy, the month of October is Ass Grabbing Month. This is where a girl or guy reaches for that ass and then you grab it
Yo dude! It’s Ass Grabbing Month!
Ass Grabbing Month by reddoesathing September 30, 2019

National Ass Grabbing Day 

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026