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Goulding 

Inserting one testicle into the girl's anus during sex.
Jeff: I tried goulding my gal last night. Almost bust a nut.

Mutt: Was it hot?
Goulding by Klitch182 February 9, 2019
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goulding 

to fuck something up something really funny or just something in general
Man 1: plays something amazing on the guitar like prowler
Man 2: plays hey there delilah
Man 1: "wow nice job goulding that up"
goulding by solidus snakes March 20, 2009

Goulding Yourself

Originated by founder Andrew Gould. Mr. Gould was a supreme shit-talker until he got ran over by a bus. He now jacks off to ugh-gi-oh! cards in his spare. To Gould yourself, imitate like your breaking your own leg. and then hobble around like the hunchback of Notre Dame also Mr.Gould traits then while acting like you Mr.Gould start to do the Soulja Boy "Crank That" dance. Thus, you have Goulded yourself.
"Nigga..you talkin shit? Go Gould yourself"

"Nigga will you stop? Are you too busy Goulding Yourself?

Austin Goulding

hobbies- sports, video games, works a lot, hang out with friends
personality - Likes to talk, pretty nice
hates - nothing
Hey look its Austin Goulding!
That's so Austin Goulding of you!
Austin Goulding by C0OL GUY February 14, 2022

The Ellie Goulding Effect 

Refers to the popularity of any given artist based mostly upon the samples taken from their songs, or remixes by other musicians of that artists songs. In these cases, the remix will often times be more popular than the Artists original song.
"The original song is ok, but the TRAP version by Baauer is so sick, it gives the original the Ellie Goulding Effect."

Ellie Goulding 

The most beautiful woman God ever created.
"See that girl over there? What an Ellie Goulding!"

Ben Goulding 

Ben Goulding is a man of much strength and anger
Ben Goulding regretted his actions at Flinders Street
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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