It's really not that bad. At least that's what the people who live there try to think. What is there to do? Nothing. That's why they have so many drugs. It's full of indie college students and the high schoolers get dumber as they get older. If you're looking for drugs, just ask anyone. They most likely have a hook up. If you HAVE to visit: Hogan Brothers and Blue Monday are a "good" nofo expierience. Jesse James tried to rob this bank and this dude was like "get your guns" and a bunch of people got shot and that was basically it. But thanks jesse, for making it impossible to drive ANYWHERE that one week in september. P.S. Don't mention faribault.
mother: jimmy, have you been doing drugs
25 year old jimmy: i don't know what drugs are....
mother: clean your room. you have nothing better to do.

person from northfield: your town smells like ass.
person from faribault: shut the fuck up, you're 25 and you live with your mom.
person from northfield: wanna buy some drugs?
by ihaaaatethistown March 20, 2011
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The scummiest place on earth!
Boy 1: I went to Northfield last night for a chippy

Boy 2: Fuck dude, you're still alive?!?!

Boy 1: Yeah but i though the ned outside was gonna knife me!

Boy 2: That's scumsville for you!
by Shinizzlemybizzle February 17, 2009
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A rich white waspy suburb in the North Shore of Chicago. Teens attend Sunset Ridge School then New Trier High School driving around in BMW's and Mercedes wearing Abercrombie and American Eagle. There is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in The Glen in Glenview.
(Northfield teen) OMG! I got a BMW not a Ferarri? Daddy hates me!
by P.e.t.e.r October 5, 2007
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A rich white waspy suburb in the North Shore of Chicago. Teens attend Sunset Ridge School then New Trier High School driving around in BMW's and Mercedes wearing Abercrombie and American Eagle. There is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in The Glen in Glenview. The losers go to Loyola.

(Northfield teen) OMG! I got a BMW not a Ferarri? Daddy hates me!
by P.E.T.E.R October 15, 2007
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A rich white waspy suburb in the North Shore of Chicago. Teens attend Sunset Ridge School then New Trier High School driving around in BMW's and Mercedes wearing Abercrombie and American Eagle. There is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in The Glen in Glenview.
(Northfield teen) OMG! I got a BMW not a Ferarri? Daddy hates me!
by Peter.K October 4, 2007
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Person who lives on the Northfield Campus of NMH, usually more into the Arts than athletics (unless the sport is Ultimate Frisbee). Sometimes described wrongly as smelly, dirty, bare-footed hippies, Northfielders are superior to their fellow NMH students, the Hermonites.
"I saw a bunch of Northfielders outside yesterday, playing Ultimate. I think that's all they do."
by Hogger April 9, 2005
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About 90% upper class although most live modestly, as if they were middle. But there are a few kids who get a mercedes and audis for their birthday. pretty boring town, centers around a walgreens so most kids have to go to other towns on weekends.
(p.e.t.e.r k, get a fuckin life)
person 1: what do you want to do tonight in northfield?
person 2: walgreens?
person 1: ok
(go to walgreens)
person 2: now what?
person 1: movie at the glen
person 2: sweet
by yesssss April 13, 2008
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