Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.
I just got a B- for the Chemistry test we had the other day, I should receive punishment from the Holy pope, for it was not nearly high enough for a true supporter of the Gorpism.
Anarcho-Garfism is an impure form of anarchism that sees cats as the species enforcing philosophy rather than humans. Anarcho-Garfism has only one law, no Mondays, this is the only law, on Mondays, everyone will refer to Monday as, "Sunday 2: The Sequel." What separates Anarcho-Garfism from other impure anarchies, however, is that it is completely chad, with the idea for daily life, consisting of abusing the humans and sleeping.
A very raremental disorder in which a person (mostly with the last name gordon) develops a severe case of Down Syndrome, Autism, and Dwarfism all at the same time.
Symptoms
-Hacks at brawl
-Fails to maintain a passing GPA
-Stops eating for days on end
-Repeats the same joke over 100 times
-Thinks he makes good jokes
-Sucks at making jokes
-Sucks penis
A world religion that originated from Christianity. there are 10 members: a pope, a messiah, 3 disciples and 6 followers. The god, and also pharaoh, is Gorp. The only condition to become a follower of this religion is that you have at least an A for your tests, otherwise the Pope will destroy you.