goovert

A person exhibiting the qualities of a goober and a pervert. A kind hearted person who unintentionally says things that can be construed as perverted.

Kiersten, that nerdy girl With The glasses, said that wasn't going to be the only thing to get wet. I didn't know she was talking about rain. She's such a goovert.

goovert by 2nastySixBury July 18, 2014

govert 

A verb of mixed English, Dutch and French origin used by expats in Belgium, particularly in the Brussels area. To drink progressively stronger drinks in a marathon session, usually ending the night with a martini, and waking up and going to work the next day with no apparent hangover.

"Can't believe Ryan made it in to work today! He can really govert!"

govert by The Idler June 12, 2013

Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.

"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."

Gookertino by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012

GEOvertising 

(Pronounced GEO-vertising)

GPS enabled devices receive real time, promotional, time sensitive offers from local retailers as the holder of the device passes within a short distance of the retailer's store location.

Salesperson: "GEOvertising, my friend, is the wave of the future! Now if you'll indulge me for just a moment please... simply look out your showroom window and consider the potential impact to your casket sales bottom line if only you had the ability to put your powerful message in the GPS enabled device of each and every man, woman or vehicle navigation system that approached within a two block radius of this fine business establishment."

Retailer (seeing the salesperson out): “Try the donut shop next door."

GEOvertising by Dave_M May 29, 2008

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oobert goobert by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019

Goobert 

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland

A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!

Goobert by flare 114 June 15, 2006

goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot

"look at that goobertron dancing!"

goobertron by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006