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1. The name of an artist featured on iTunes.

2. The sound one emits when producing a bowel movement that requires force or strain.
1. This new gootnee album, contains tracks which I am now enjoying!
2. (GHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!.................... ... ..neeeee.)
gootnee by gootnee December 14, 2009
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Oh my gootness

1)One would say this when you see something out of the norm.

2)One would say this when they are really stressed about something.

Examples

1)Oh my gootness! Did you see the man jumping rope with one arm!

2)Oh my gootness! Why do you keep calling me, I told you I dont want to talk to you anymore!
Oh my gootness by J.Conduit October 10, 2008
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gootness 

Could be something that you cant resist,delicious steak bites, uh lobster for some, or a rly phat ass . especially on an occasion where u want others to understand you're elaborating and stretching the word from good to a whole new form of a blessing we might not even deserve "oh my gootness. "
oh my gootness, can you smell that:>
gootness by rgina004 July 5, 2023
A person (real or fictional) being gooned to.
Dude, I love gooning to 2B.
She's my favorite goonee.
Goonee by GOONSLAYER-XOXO June 6, 2026
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