gooshpants

When one shits and pisses themselves resulting in a heavily stained pair of pants.

Person 1: "Why come that dude has yellow and brown stains all over his pants and smells like shit?"

Person 2: "Guy's got a great pair of gooshpants."

by Mamon Fahad February 16, 2008

Master Gooshant

The master of all X nibbas. He controls and rules over the minds of all of his X disciples, much like those under his own master Mahmad Gandhi. His ways are similar to those of his master, but his congregation is of a different demographic and uses his followers for his own sadistic benefit.

XXX follower: What do we do Master gooshant?
Master gooshant: we shall all eat shits for lunch!
XXX followers: (in unison) all hail master gooshant the shit eater!

by ZamZamZam August 28, 2019