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goose noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.
by Amber? April 3, 2017
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noodles through a goose

Something moving very fast.
Chinese farmers feed a noodle with a string attached to a goose. It passes through the goose non-stop. Then they feed the noodle to the next goose...and the next...and so on. After the last goose, they tie the string to a stick. Then they can walk a string of geese to market.
That beer went through me like noodles through a goose.
by Cable Hills May 1, 2008
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