1. A funny spelling mistake of the words 'Good good good' that made me blow milk out of my nose for sounding like it was a verb for lopping off goop.
2. A pejorative adjective intended to mean that a person is dead weight, should not hang around (or be befriended) because they're nothing but a slimy fuck covered in their own filth.
1. That's a hell of a lot of goop you had there. Just gooplopd it off.
1a. I just gooplopd behind the building 'cause it was too embarrassing to allow others to see the amount of slime I give off on a daily basis.
2. Fuck that dude. He gooplopd.
2a. Have you noticed that all she ever does is lie? That bitch is gooplopd.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'