goopslop

a very unattractive and bland dinner plate.

my mother used to feed me goopslop for dinner every night, so I became a chef.

by Chef Hatchet August 17, 2009

Gooplopd

1. A funny spelling mistake of the words 'Good good good' that made me blow milk out of my nose for sounding like it was a verb for lopping off goop.

2. A pejorative adjective intended to mean that a person is dead weight, should not hang around (or be befriended) because they're nothing but a slimy fuck covered in their own filth.

1. That's a hell of a lot of goop you had there. Just gooplopd it off.
1a. I just gooplopd behind the building 'cause it was too embarrassing to allow others to see the amount of slime I give off on a daily basis.

2. Fuck that dude. He gooplopd.
2a. Have you noticed that all she ever does is lie? That bitch is gooplopd.

by theslitheringsnake August 6, 2023

goonslop

The bare minimum amount of nutrition needed in order to sufficiently goon

Goonbud 1: Boy, am I craving some goonslop
Goonbud 2: Here, have some of mine *pulls out soylent*

by Goon-buddy March 25, 2025

Goonslop

A game/show/movie that's objectively bad and has nothing to show for except for overly sexy women, only made to cater to porn addicts.

Dude, have you played marvel rivals?
Nah, I don't play goonslop. I play real games.

Did you see this new game? Look at that characters ass!
Nah man, that's goonslop.

by VERAformer April 17, 2025

Goonslop

Low quality porn / Low quality thirst trappy videos and images. It can also mean poorly written smut, or the brain of a concurrent gooner.

Most of what you'll see on DeviantArt is goonslop.

"I'm sick of these fucking goonslop YouTube ads!"

by ttvgetscubedkid October 24, 2025

Goonslop

Something, that is a low effort/quality lewd/thirsty/smut content made for example: weird gooners and etc.
It can also mean thoughts of a gooner

"Every content you see from the Shantae community is made out of like three quarter goonslop"

"Fans will always defend their goonslop no matter what is told to it"

by JakubtheGoof January 14, 2026