Gooph

Much like the well known word Goof; meaning to be silly and in line with folly: Gooph (though not needed to me spelled as such) with an emphasis on the airy ffff sound during pronunciation passing across your lips... Originates from Hamilton, Ontario Canada... To call someone a goof(gooph) insinuates that they are a pedofile... Immediately calling them out to fight and defend themselves OR succumbing to the label as the lowest of the low.

"Regardless of the $40 you owe me your a fucking gooph...."

Gooph by storythefuckup October 1, 2018

Gooph

Gooph - The Word Gooph Deriving From The Correct Official Term “Goof” Means To Be Silly, Funny, Halrious, Comedic, Different &/Or Unique. The 1 Syllable Word “Goof” Being 1 Syllable As To The 2 Syllable Word “Goo-Ph(Pre-Fix Originating From The Word Pharaoh(Ancient Term Meaning God Or God Like.) So The Derivative Term “Gooph” Defines As:

- “An All Around, Well Rounded, Creator All Knowing, All Seeing, All Powerful, Almighty, God Or God Like, Knowledge, Wisest, Prophetic, Intellectual, Genius, Celestial &nd Immortal Being!”

“All Hail Sire Gooph, My Goophesty, King Your Royal Goophness, Goophetic, Almighty Gooph, Praise Thee High Lord Gooph!

Gooph by Official.Gooph January 2, 2021

gooph

it is for a thing that is as sticky as a molten sugar, unpleasant like a smell of a corpse, unwilling to let go like a dog's fang.
e.g: p1: your mama's ass was like a gooph!

p2: wtf fug u mang

e.g: p1: your mama's ass was like a gooph!

p2: wtf fug u mang

gooph by painiser June 10, 2023

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Slurp my gooch 

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

gooch by Chane. January 31, 2020

Arctic gooch 

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water

After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch

Arctic gooch by Bobby boy July 23, 2014