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Goonhead 

Something my mother made up for her own personal stupid insults.
Craig, you are a goonhead!
Goonhead by Craig Fletcher May 1, 2004

goonhead 

goon head, well lets see, a goon is like a henchmen usually dumb, takes orders, never has any real common sense... head, well speaks for itself. situation:
a: " how fast will i go if i drink this?" (holdin a carton of petrol)
b: " OMG ... (takes off of him) your such a friken goonhead"
goonhead by Soldja June 16, 2007

Dr. Goodhead 

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.
Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.
Dr. Goodhead by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Goodheadsucker 

A very good cocksucker who knows how to give a very good blowjob deep down the throat.
The Cocksucker is a "Goodheadsucker".
Goodheadsucker by Goodheadsucker January 6, 2010
1.A slang description of an individual who acts retarded without having any of the common symptoms or defects of a true retarded person. Also can be refered to as a windowlicker refering to the shortbus where retards lick the windows.
2. A slang description of an individual that suffers from retardation.
1.That guy got so drunk he crapped himself! What a Goohead!
2.Today I saw the shortbus go by with a bunch of Gooheads inside licking the windows.
goohead by Shortbu90 December 14, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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