Gooner 

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...

Gooner by Pornophile September 17, 2018

gooner 

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.

Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.

gooner by Gilgabob February 1, 2019

gooner 

A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.

The gooners have won the league yet again.

gooner by Spurs Fan January 25, 2005

gooner 

Diehard supporters of the best team in the Premiership and the pride of North London. Feared by other like Yids, Mancs and Scousers.

The Gooners just beat the Yid scum to 4th in the premiership and stle their Champions League place.

Damn it those Gooners have beaten those Liverpool scouse scum shealsuit wearing theiving bastards 3-1 and 6-3 in the space of 4 days.

gooner by Die Hard Gooner January 16, 2007

Gooner 

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz

Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)

Gooner by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023

Gooner 

A gooner is a massive fan of the YouTube video essay creator mainly know for his iceberg videos and his second channel to which he posts gaming videos to.

Person A: Did you see wendigoon's new video yet?
Person B: Of course I saw it man you know I'm a gooner

Gooner by EstabanLemonIce October 18, 2023

Gooner 

A person connected in any way with north London outfit Arsenal. Many campaigns have been fought for the name to be changed to 'London French' due to the team's large Gallic contingent. Their main rivals in London are Tottenham and Chelsea, although many Gooners hate Man Utd with equal venom.

I hate those Gooner scum.

Gooner by Dave Blyth August 4, 2005