by Eric Sellman March 23, 2008
n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.
Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice
Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.
Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice
Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.
Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!
by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010