goofy fuck
goofy fuck by space.com/x_careless_mistake_x January 22, 2009
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GOOFY AS FUCK SYNDROME(GASF)
when a person usually a millennial acts a certain type of way.
thinking they are really cool but usually have a gafs.
thinking they are really cool but usually have a gafs.
GOOFY AS FUCK SYNDROME(GASF) by Mondu May 24, 2018
fuck the goofy
fuck the goofy by Godessses November 22, 2018
I beat the fuck outta you goofy
I beat the fuck outta you goofy by anonymous January 2, 2022
Goofy Fucker
A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.
Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
Goofy Fucker by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008
goofy mother fucker
man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
goofy mother fucker by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022
goof and a fuck
someone who you laugh at not with. they usually are men. most likely can’t grow facial hair. you know if you know 😉
goof and a fuck by saglizdon June 27, 2025
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