goofy bear 

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet

You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!

goofy bear by renmare February 6, 2024

Goomy bear 

a dumbass that doesnt understand or is really dumb

Omg Alex why would you do that your a goomy bear

Goomy bear by Joythegoomybear August 14, 2018

goopy bear

a goopy bear is what you get when your cart breaks and the oil is still good so you poor the rest of it on a gummy bear with another on top of the oil like a sandwich and eat it.. a goopy bear

bro i made a goopy bear ima eat it

goopy bear by DMT is gods greatest blessing March 16, 2026

Goopy Bear

A “goopy bear” is a gummy bear covered in the oil from a dab/THC pen. This dab/THC oil lathered gummy bear will provide you with relief and comfort.

“Yo dude have you eaten this goopy bear yet?”
“Nah i haven’t”
“You will get he!!a fried”

Goopy Bear by sidecharacter.onb March 17, 2026

Goopy bear

When you take two haribo gummy bears and shove old hard THC oil in between them and eat it.

Hey you wanna eat goopy bears

Goopy bear by Buttt Plugg March 18, 2026

Goopy Bear

Two gummy bears with weed oil in between

Yo bro let’s make some Goopy Bears

Goopy Bear by The Goopy Man March 18, 2026