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Goofed up 

Another way of saying i fucked up. (another way of saying: you done goofed)
1. Susan(drops box) Bob you done goofed.
2. Bob(drops box):i goofed up.
Goofed up by KINGJ345 October 16, 2014

Goofed Up 

When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.
The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.

“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
Goofed Up by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024

[You done goofed up]

When you do something bad and cant fix it coz you'll probably lose something or someone
Ray:i cheated on my girl with her mom and and sister bruh
Jacob:bruh you done goofed up

i goofed up bad 

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u
me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad
i goofed up bad by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

Goomed Up 

Drunk, Hammered, Wasted, Pissed.
He was so Goomed Up last night he woke up naked in the lawn.
Goomed Up by Richard Zinner September 4, 2017
Describing a person that has been snorting cocaine all night. White powder clogging up their nasal cavity.
Jamal: “I’m all gooked up, I’m going to snort this one with my left nostril.”
Gooked up by kylesmokes May 18, 2020
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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