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goof juice 

Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."
Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.
goof juice by Nickolii April 26, 2006
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Goof Juice 

PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.
Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah
Goof Juice by 8urningStarIV August 17, 2007

goof juice 

Goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.
Todd only has to have a few glasses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.
goof juice by Magster November 9, 2004

goofjuice 

from David Feintuch's Seafort Saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to "nonsense" or "bullshit".
Don't listen to that pile of goofjuice.
goofjuice by blogstress July 29, 2008

Goofjuice 

From David Feintuch's Seafort Saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to "nonsense" or "bullshit".
Don't listen to that pile of goofjuice.
Goofjuice by blogstress July 25, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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