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A large headed drug consuming fellow with few life prospects. goodrum is rarely out of debt
for fucks sake goodrum you have owed me money for fucking months
goodrum by jpalldayforte December 10, 2008

Oli Goodrum 

Oli Goodrum is by far the gayest person to ever live. He has tiny nips and rubs his dick on his purple coral. He is also shit at playing bitmoji tennis on snapchat and can't run so he made up a fake time. Oli Goodrum is also extremely sexy and is fucked hot but thats not the point. OLI IS VERY GAY. He is addicted to porn and wanks 24/7. Oli also thinks he's a nigga but believe me he's as white as ghost. He also tells you to kill yourself and calls his girlfriend a Moonhead. in conclusion Oli Goodrum takes it up the ass.
person 1: "BAHAH look at that gay kid"
person 2: "yeah thats Oli Goodrum"
person 1: "ohhh yeah that makes sense"
Oli Goodrum by suckmydong69 August 22, 2019

Blake goodrum 

Plasterer extrordinair, unrivalled in talent & determination
Nothing is impossible for the unlimited & unrivalled talents of the one & only Blake Goodrum
Blake goodrum by Blaketsnake August 3, 2017

Goodyums 

To have a pleasant feeling about oneself on ones situation.

An adjective for amazing, awesome, or sweet.

When a Bud or Bro agrees with whatever you're saying.
I hooked up with that babe from the bar last night...Goodyums
Goodyums by Bud Master Chode February 21, 2011
Another term for a Magic the Gathering moneydraft.
"Hey Ffej, Goodums tonight?"
Goodums by Forgefey January 4, 2009
Adjective: a positive state.
Pronounced: GOOD-EMZ

Inspired by Peter Sellers' "Hrundi Bakshi" from the film "The Party", preferably delivered with a slight faux-indian accent.
"How are you today?"
"GOODUMS"

"I just bought a new pair of shoes Honey!"
"That's GOODUMS."
goodums by Aramel Martin August 20, 2006
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