One who is "atheletically fat" and is the cause of many knee injuries in the tri county area in rural kentucky including one of his own teammates. One who works at Dairy queen and steals all the food. A person who is a ffej may be adopted and be of Canadian descent.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.