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something that is false, strechting the truth, exaggeration
Don't ffej me, I know you don't have a 4 foot penis.
ffej by vsoup December 16, 2003
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One who is "atheletically fat" and is the cause of many knee injuries in the tri county area in rural kentucky including one of his own teammates. One who works at Dairy queen and steals all the food. A person who is a ffej may be adopted and be of Canadian descent.
Dude you totally just tore my ACL! Your such a ffej
ffej by the dark wizard November 30, 2009
An uber creep who doesn't know where the line is.
Wow he is being a total ffej...
Ffej by campgirl765 August 18, 2011
noun. face de pet.
stop making these weird looks. please.
Ffej by la puss a l'agony January 14, 2004
that which lacks h4
Ffej can't wang.
Ffej by hdl June 11, 2003

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026