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synonym for pets, derived from the expression "goochy goochy goo" when sb. pet/stroke pets.
My cute goochys
goochys by PaulStiller April 26, 2010

goochess 

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.
i dont want a goochess when i am older
goochess by poowaker69 May 25, 2007
Space between two chompers in mario
It was hard to fit in the goochy
goochy by canadiangumdrop October 1, 2015

goochy mane

The pubic hair on a man that starts at the back of the sack and ends at the asshole
I love it when you run your fingers through my goochy mane babe.
goochy mane by goonchy May 3, 2015

goochsmooch 

a smooch of the gooch(area between balls
and ass)
that was a great goochsmooch
goochsmooch by kggggg666 December 25, 2008

Goochy Goochy Face Face 

Goochy Goochy Face Face

A game invented in the late 1990s by ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch.
A drink fuelled night out celebrating a test victory over Scotland turned sour when the England cricket team were denied entry to the V.I.P room in Stringfellow's. So incensed by this, Graham Gooch barged his way into the room to find it occupied by the Neville brothers celebrating a victory over Crystal Palace.
In an alcohol fuelled rage Graham lowered his pants and began to 'gooch' Gary Neville whilst shouting 'Goochy Goochy Face Face'.
The incident made headlines in all the Sunday papers and the two have not spoken since.

The object of the game is to place ones bare gooch on the opponents face while he/she is trying to do the same.
Goochy Goochy Face Face can be declared at anytime and anyplace with many bouts spontaneously starting during major sporting events and civil ceremonies.
Upon declaring 'Goochy Goochy Face Face' partcipants must remove ones clothes and try to 'Gooch' their opponent.
The contest continues until one participant is victorious.

The sport has quite and underground following which probably peaked in early 2002 when Chuck Norris knocked out Christian Slater with his patented 'Roundhouse Gooch'.
Chuck was later banned from the sport after killing two of the original members of Franz Ferdinand.
This paved the way for current fans favourite, Prince and his flamboyant overhead gooch manoeuvre which is loved by fans world wide.
Brian challenged Stewie to a game of Goochy Goochy Face Face.