gooch smooch

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(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

gooch smooch by Gyron September 22, 2011

Words you can keep

Gooch Smooch

The act of two males scissoring one another.

Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.

Gooch Smooch by Yorreli April 1, 2017

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

Gooch Smooch by Tally P January 31, 2023

Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

Gooch smooch by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

Gooch Cooch Smooch by cayorne June 16, 2018

Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

Smooch-ma-Gooch by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010

gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

gooch smoocher by sbo August 18, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026