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gooby hole 

A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.
Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole
gooby hole by KKKisforNoScopers March 3, 2015
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Gooty Hole 

When the vagina is so loose from having intercourse that it stretches out and actually connects to the anal sphincter.
"Getting all up in dat" gooty hole is found very pleasurable.
1: Ay dawg you fuck dat hoe in da ass o da pussy?

2: Man what da fuck you talkin bout I fucked both at the same time!

1: DAT BITCH GOT A GOOTY HOLE?!

2: HAYYULLL YEAHHHH
Gooty Hole by Herbley November 5, 2009

gooey hole 

the art of a male pumping his seminal fluid in rectal era of person being penetrated, and patiently allowed to drip out of the surface. Can also be vaginally, but mostly a backdoor activity.
Pornstars who do 'gooey hole' videos tend to have low self-esteem.
gooey hole by Ted G April 17, 2011

Gootyhole 

A very small sexual hole. Located between the anus and the end of the gooch. Results in dangerously extreme sexual euphoria when touched with a tongue or finger.
Hey did you hear old girl be eating Gootyhole.
Gootyhole by Dr. Jae May 10, 2011
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