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gooby hole 

A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.
Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole
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Gooty Hole 

When the vagina is so loose from having intercourse that it stretches out and actually connects to the anal sphincter.
"Getting all up in dat" gooty hole is found very pleasurable.
1: Ay dawg you fuck dat hoe in da ass o da pussy?

2: Man what da fuck you talkin bout I fucked both at the same time!

1: DAT BITCH GOT A GOOTY HOLE?!

2: HAYYULLL YEAHHHH
Gooty Hole by Herbley November 5, 2009

gooey hole 

the art of a male pumping his seminal fluid in rectal era of person being penetrated, and patiently allowed to drip out of the surface. Can also be vaginally, but mostly a backdoor activity.
Pornstars who do 'gooey hole' videos tend to have low self-esteem.
gooey hole by Ted G April 17, 2011

Gootyhole 

A very small sexual hole. Located between the anus and the end of the gooch. Results in dangerously extreme sexual euphoria when touched with a tongue or finger.
Hey did you hear old girl be eating Gootyhole.
Gootyhole by Dr. Jae May 10, 2011
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026