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gooblies by Harry Merk November 27, 2004
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Goobleshank
A word of illimitable meanings, collectively a noun, adjective, and verb all simultaneously. Not to be misconstrue as a simple amalgamation between the phrases "gooble" and "shank," it is a word that took every generation to erect and shall perpetuate to develop as a staple in our modern language, dominating all the other frivolous words in our communication and inspiring magnification in our verbal cognizance. Utilize this magnificent phrase to baffle your maladroit opponents, astonish your friends and background spectators as they gaze upon you from an incipient perspective, and impress even the most perspicacious people of your mastery of this word.
Legend says the first whispers of this word originated from a world where talks of discord take place, crafted and forged by a hooligan who loved cake and bacon.
Legend says the first whispers of this word originated from a world where talks of discord take place, crafted and forged by a hooligan who loved cake and bacon.
Intellectual: What a wonderful day to goobleshank!
Dripster: Lol stupid kid wtf does that even mean bruh XD
Intellectual: I shall now goobleshank you
Dripster: N҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉B҉E҉I҉N҉G҉ ҉G҉O҉O҉B҉L҉E҉S҉H҉A҉N҉K҉E҉D҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉S҉O҉R҉R҉Y҉
Dripster: Lol stupid kid wtf does that even mean bruh XD
Intellectual: I shall now goobleshank you
Dripster: N҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉B҉E҉I҉N҉G҉ ҉G҉O҉O҉B҉L҉E҉S҉H҉A҉N҉K҉E҉D҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉S҉O҉R҉R҉Y҉
Goobleshank by hugh j ness February 13, 2023
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Goolies
"I kicked him in the goolies"
goolies
goolies by klidenengro January 30, 2004
Goolies
English (British) street slang that means a man's genitals, more specifically, his testicles or 'balls'.
Man: I'm sorry
Woman: Get away from me!
Man: I didn't mean it (hugs woman)
Woman: Get away from me before I rip your GOOLIES off!!
Man: Ok...Ok...(backs away)
Woman: Get away from me!
Man: I didn't mean it (hugs woman)
Woman: Get away from me before I rip your GOOLIES off!!
Man: Ok...Ok...(backs away)
Goolies by Mrs. Boombastic February 17, 2015
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The Goobies by sammysodank January 13, 2018
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