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The Gongoozler
A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.
"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."
The Gongoozler by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020
Gongoozler
The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.
If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11
If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11
Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.
Gongoozler by ChirpyDragon October 11, 2020
gongoozler
The gongoozler aims for the toes when hunting in deep water and is only present in pure darkness
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"
Whats a gongoozler?!
gongoozler by GhostBowie October 11, 2020
golnoosh
golnoosh is the cutest girl you can meet in your whole life. she is kindest and prettiest. once you met her you will understand a magical feeling that you fall in love with her. she is complete and perfect in everything.
golnoosh by noonoolovesyou August 17, 2018
The Gongoozler
The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.
"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"
The Gongoozler by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020
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