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Dutch gonker 

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A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
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gookietown 

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A place where one can find inner peace and tranquility
Hey man, that dank you gave me took me straight to gookietown.
gookietown by Iamgookie January 8, 2015

Adam Gontier 

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Sexiest man alive. Frontman of the kickass band Three Days Grace.
(Watching a TDG music video)
Girl: Who's that?
Me: The kickass rock band known as Three Days Grace.
Girl: Good to know, but I was referring to that sexy beast of a lead singer.
Me: Oh, him? That's Adam Gontier.
Girl: He is so hot, and his voice is so sexy!
Me: I know.
Adam Gontier by bbtdgfan123 September 25, 2010

Adam Gontier 

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Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.
Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)

Adam Gontier 

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Singer/Song-Writer.

Born and raised in Ontario, Canada.

Possibly the Second Coming of Christ

Most Noted for his role as the ex-lead singer of Three Days Grace and lead singer for Saint Asonia
Adam Gontier is possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time
Adam Gontier by LaneTaco October 15, 2018

Gönke

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En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock
*two teachers making out in the hallway
Aden: Gönke!! *runs away
Gönke by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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- Harold Koh
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