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gonkie

An abnormally good quality/potency; term used to describe an advanced mind stupor resulting from recent drug use.
Man, you have to try this new bud its some of that gonkie shit.
by ChronicKnight November 18, 2015
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Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
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gookietown

A place where one can find inner peace and tranquility
Hey man, that dank you gave me took me straight to gookietown.
by Iamgookie January 8, 2015
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Adam Gontier

(Watching a TDG music video)
Girl: Who's that?
Me: The kickass rock band known as Three Days Grace.
Girl: Good to know, but I was referring to that sexy beast of a lead singer.
Me: Oh, him? That's Adam Gontier.
Girl: He is so hot, and his voice is so sexy!
Me: I know.
by bbtdgfan123 September 25, 2010
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Adam Gontier

Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.
Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
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Adam Gontier

Singer/Song-Writer.

Born and raised in Ontario, Canada.

Possibly the Second Coming of Christ

Most Noted for his role as the ex-lead singer of Three Days Grace and lead singer for Saint Asonia
Adam Gontier is possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time
by LaneTaco October 15, 2018
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Gönke

En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock
*two teachers making out in the hallway
Aden: Gönke!! *runs away
by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020
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