gonkie
An abnormally good quality/potency; term used to describe an advanced mind stupor resulting from recent drug use.
gonkie by ChronicKnight November 18, 2015
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Dutch gonker
A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
gookietown
gookietown by Iamgookie January 8, 2015
Adam Gontier
(Watching a TDG music video)
Girl: Who's that?
Me: The kickass rock band known as Three Days Grace.
Girl: Good to know, but I was referring to that sexy beast of a lead singer.
Me: Oh, him? That's Adam Gontier.
Girl: He is so hot, and his voice is so sexy!
Me: I know.
Girl: Who's that?
Me: The kickass rock band known as Three Days Grace.
Girl: Good to know, but I was referring to that sexy beast of a lead singer.
Me: Oh, him? That's Adam Gontier.
Girl: He is so hot, and his voice is so sexy!
Me: I know.
Adam Gontier by bbtdgfan123 September 25, 2010
Adam Gontier
Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.
Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)
Adam Gontier by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
Adam Gontier
Singer/Song-Writer.
Born and raised in Ontario, Canada.
Possibly the Second Coming of Christ
Most Noted for his role as the ex-lead singer of Three Days Grace and lead singer for Saint Asonia
Born and raised in Ontario, Canada.
Possibly the Second Coming of Christ
Most Noted for his role as the ex-lead singer of Three Days Grace and lead singer for Saint Asonia
Adam Gontier by LaneTaco October 15, 2018
Gönke
Gönke by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020
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