fecal matter which sticks to your anal cavity and takes at least five wipes to alleviate and has a uncanny resemblence to really thick peanut butter. some people view it as a sickness thus goopiepoopalitis.
goopiepoopalitis: dude i took a dump and it stuck to the side of my leg i think i have goopiepoopalitis man
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi