Surprisingly not a gay sex
act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.
Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will
later vehemently deny that the dog is
part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation
anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.