A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!
I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006
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