Golbez 

A large sack, comprised mainly of lard and blubber.
Is a total failure at modding forums, and often verbally abuses people when they do not share the same views as he does.

Someone: Hey guys, MGS4 looks pretty good!
Golbez: lol no it dusnt you fagort sony was never good now brb while i play generic rpgs on my sony playstation 2

Golbez by Fearmonkey August 4, 2007

golbez 

Bad ass motherfucker in full plate mail

Golbez(Cecil's Brother)

golbez by Hi My Name Is What? July 17, 2003

golbez 

golbez is the last of his people the last son of a long forgoten second moon

golbez just killed some dude

golbez by golbez-son of the second moon April 12, 2004

Golbez 

N: A large (over 6' 5") white female that can school you and your mother at basketball.

V: The act of making someone say "What in the Hell?!?!" by any means necessary.

n: Did you see cindy. Holy crap she is one golly of a golbez.

V: Man Cindy just golbezed all up in your sheet.

Golbez by Killing_simon August 30, 2005

GolbezMom 

A large sack of fat, also known as "GolbezMom".

Guy 1: "Aw man, this chick is so fat!"
Guy 2: "How fat?"
Guy 1: "GolbezMom fat!"
Guy 2: "...Oh lord..."

GolbezMom by Mr Timworth May 15, 2006

Golbee

a very bad fortnite self insert with really bad character development

aka she likes a lot of men

i hate Golbee

Golbee by goldee_ April 30, 2022

Golezer 

To be more gole than someone. Refers to someone more husky/attractive than someone else.

That man appears golezer than you.

Golezer by Harry Twinkledick October 7, 2025