A man who can not handle being rejected. So therefore does everything in his power to make his ex girlfriend as miserable as possible. Even if this includes breaking the law. Also known for not being well endowed.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.