Maylen

the prettiest girl in the entire world, whoever is named Maylen has an amazing heart and is such a doll! she finds time for everybody and has all the friends in the world. she is perfect in every single way! you are lucky if she is your friend, and you are lucky to have her in your life! if you can keep her for aslong as you can, she's the key to everybody's hearts and always knows what to say. you would be lucky to call Maylen your girlfriend, luckier to call her your fiance, and even luckier to call her your wife. keep her around as long as you can and you will have an amazing friendship with her. everybody is friends with her, i dont know one person who hates a Maylen. she is an angle from the heavens above. an extra plus is she is an amazing kisser :*

josh: woah! who is that?
annie: oh thats maylen!
josh: wow shes a babe!!

by hose B November 20, 2013

Maylen

A stupid douche who fiends the cock.

Lauren:who's that stupid douche who fiends the cock?

Meaghan: Oh, it's Maylen

by Lau-Meg May 27, 2009

Maylene

Maylene is a smart and stong girl with a witty personality. She will always be there for others and put then before herself. She has an amazing heart and her beauty compares to no other. She is an amazing lover who seems like an total angel but get her more comfortable and her fun side will come out. She's is a one of a kind girl and anyone who is with her is incredibly lucky and she loves then and never wants to let them go.

That girl Maylene, he boyfriends so lucky!

by Christian Zeranto January 4, 2015

Maylene

She is a little whore. She is a little cunt who can suck a dick. Kind regards Mia and Tahlia. Xo

On my god that maylene chick is a little betch.

by Ttyle123 October 27, 2017

Maylen Bojangles

1. (n) The biggest homosexual ever to walk the face of the planet.

2. (adj)Gay

1. (n) Teh EWzors reamed Maylen Bojangles with t3h pencil he tried to yoink.

2. You're so fucking Maylen Bojangles

by gr00vn t0nes October 30, 2003

Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

Maylene and the Sons of Disaster (MATSOD in short), is a Southern Christian Thrash band originating in Birmingham, Alabama.
The band got their start in the mid 2000s when several friends in Alabama decided to make a tribute band to Ma Barker and her "sons of disaster", but to play under the influence of Jesus rather than drugs and murder.

They are, without a doubt, the most epic southern thrash band ever.

Dude, did you go to the Maylene and the Sons of Disaster show? My face got melted off by Dallas Taylor's manliness!

by underoath777 August 24, 2008