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Going home 

Being thrust into a pussy. Can be said of a dick , its owner, or the cum that emanates from it.
"Seven inches of pleasure,
Seven inches going home..."

From "Across the Board," lyrics by Grace Slick, copyright 1973 by Mole Music
Going home by Teaspoon66 June 2, 2018

Going Home 

The act of being in a lesbian relationship. Reference to the video game "Gone Home".
"Is Sam going home?"
"Yeah here and Lonnie are totally together"
Going Home by S+LGoneHome March 5, 2014

going home 

When you tell your friends youre going home but instead end up at wonoo's house
going home by Wonoo July 25, 2017

Going Home Celebration 

1.(n.) Funeral.
A very sad event. This term is popular amongst some religious people who believe in the afterlife (i.e. - the person's soul is going back home to heaven).
Sister Rachel: Will you be attending Sister Lana's Going Home Celebration, Sister Beverly?
Sister Beverly: She passed? God bless her soul.

Screw you guys, I'm going home 

The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.
Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

my hair is going home

When a sista's usually straightened hair begins to get curlly and/or kinky.
Girl! What is up with your head?? I know.... I haven't had time to get to the salon.... uuggghh.... my hair is going home!!
my hair is going home by Debnhim November 8, 2018
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