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1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.

3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.
Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!
Goiner by StevenOH! January 26, 2010
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Me: ncsoajgoinernckosafcowm

Other: wow, way to goiner!!
Goiner by C. Falcon June 11, 2008
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Goiner • Gooner • goner • Giner • gainer • goiter • Goinker • Gonners • Goonergay • Goinger
An alternative term for the word goober
either meaning dumb or goofy
Your a little goiner
Goiner by MrWordleman December 16, 2025

Mutual Gainer 

A pair of individuals who like to gain weight together by feeding each other.
Mike and Susan were mutual gainers who loved to feed each other.
Mutual Gainer by Dolphinia January 22, 2009

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless
"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"
Goner by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017
One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.
I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...
Gooner by Pornophile September 17, 2018
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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