goettle
Goettle's are strong,funny and athletic and you may be wondering how i know this is because i am one but yeah there are alot of Goettle's in the north
goettle by astrofudge 12 November 2, 2021
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Grettle tooth
A girl with a bad tooth to gum ratio....either to much gum or to much teeth
also could be used as a broad term for an ugly chick
also could be used as a broad term for an ugly chick
"Dude, check out that grettle tooth"...
"Ahhh this bar is full of grettle tooth's lets get out of here"...
"Ahhh this bar is full of grettle tooth's lets get out of here"...
Grettle tooth by gweedomang December 2, 2011
Related Words
goettle • Gettle • grettle • Gettle Cheese • gettleman • Gettlemanned • goettemoeller • gottleation • Gottleib • grettlegurg
grettle
Verb; To push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. This phrase is an homage to Grettle the Great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.
Dude, I totally grettled that bitch!
She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.
That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.
She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.
That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.
grettle by Hansel Jr. March 4, 2010
grettlegurg
Noun
A grettlegurg is the kind of person to shit in a urinal and not even flush. A grettlegurg is an insult of deepest angst and anger.
A grettlegurg is the kind of person to shit in a urinal and not even flush. A grettlegurg is an insult of deepest angst and anger.
grettlegurg by Mykenzieisgay July 13, 2022
Gettle Cheese
Gettle Cheese by KY2 January 5, 2008
gettle
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: OMG
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: ROFL
yah00_totally_bites: I don't see Gettle in the urban dictionary
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: send it to Mitch
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Ghetto
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: lol dw I will
yah00_totally_bites: ok
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: lol done
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: that's funny
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Gettle
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: then he corrects you
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Put the Gettle on Nigga so we can have some tea!
yah00_totally_bites: LOL
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Wicky wicky *rap sound*
yah00_totally_bites: lol
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: ROFL
yah00_totally_bites: I don't see Gettle in the urban dictionary
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: send it to Mitch
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Ghetto
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: lol dw I will
yah00_totally_bites: ok
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: lol done
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: that's funny
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Gettle
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: then he corrects you
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Put the Gettle on Nigga so we can have some tea!
yah00_totally_bites: LOL
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Wicky wicky *rap sound*
yah00_totally_bites: lol
Gottleib
Gottleibs are very talented in music. They can teach others well, but are VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY intimidating. She will stare at the ground and only show emotion through giggles at her own silly little mistakes. Occasionally, she may breathe on your head.
People with this name have a TREMENDOUS cat addiction and love cats more than humans. You may begin to wonder at times if Gottleibs are even human at all. Perhaps they are AI? Aliens? Who knows!!
It’s a fun activity to imagine gottleibs doing basic human actions such as sleeping and eating. This is a fun way to pass the time. Actually try to imagine multiple clones of your favorite gottleib, very fun.
Gottleibs are quite strange and mystical, so to get one to like you is very hard. But A+ if you do! It’s a very surreal experience to interact with a Gottleib. Overall, Gottleibs are incredibly gotty and leiby. Keep her close and make sure to stay on her good side!!!!!!!!!!! (Super Special Hint: Give her a cat mug)
Here you go gottleib if you ever see this: 😺😸😹😻😼😽🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
People with this name have a TREMENDOUS cat addiction and love cats more than humans. You may begin to wonder at times if Gottleibs are even human at all. Perhaps they are AI? Aliens? Who knows!!
It’s a fun activity to imagine gottleibs doing basic human actions such as sleeping and eating. This is a fun way to pass the time. Actually try to imagine multiple clones of your favorite gottleib, very fun.
Gottleibs are quite strange and mystical, so to get one to like you is very hard. But A+ if you do! It’s a very surreal experience to interact with a Gottleib. Overall, Gottleibs are incredibly gotty and leiby. Keep her close and make sure to stay on her good side!!!!!!!!!!! (Super Special Hint: Give her a cat mug)
Here you go gottleib if you ever see this: 😺😸😹😻😼😽🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
Gottleib by dolphin113101 May 8, 2023
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