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God Bless 

Use this statement after any insulting phrase and it takes any harm that would have been inflicted away.
“Sorry about that ugly dress, god bless."
God Bless by Virginia C May 19, 2007

God bless 

Christian code for "Fuck off" when it's impolite to curse. Also see I'll pray for you.
Will you accept this pamphlet and also contribute to my money laundering tax dodge? No? God bless.
God bless by purplesaurus rex May 20, 2020

God Bless 

If you do not know this look at the bible.
God Bless America. No Not You America lol
God Bless by Kitty000 February 26, 2022

God bless you God 

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...
God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!
God bless you God by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021

God bless me 

Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right
Every1 will say god bless me

God bless America 

Something that dumb people say purely out of blind, naïve patriotism. Also something that dumb presidents might say as a cheap one-liner to get a standing ovation.
"Let's go to war and kill lots of innocent people... God bless America!"
God bless America by Jasco August 3, 2003
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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