goblin cobbler

something that is really stupid/unreasonable, but also insanely godly to comprehend.

"boy you look like goblin cobbler"

by Bluesonic420 April 5, 2026

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.

“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”

by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021