goblach 

The king of all that was, is, and ever shall be. Pure excellence.

All hail mighty Goblach, the giver of love.

goblach by Bushman nuck June 15, 2016

Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.

My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach

Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019

sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.

oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

sam golbach by sam.golbach.obsession November 8, 2019

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; 💕💓💞💘💕💕💞💘💓💗💕💕 💕💞💘💝💝💘💞💓💓💓💖💕💝💖💝💓

friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode💕💘

sam golbach by sam golbach🥺💓💓💘 November 18, 2019

Sam Golbach’s Nipples 

sam’s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, i’ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips

sam golbach’s nipples are so tiny!

Sam Golbach’s Nipples by sam’s nipples October 13, 2020

Off like Gobachev 

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.

"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"

Off like Gobachev by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

forky-gollach 

earwig. Used in the North of Scotland, mainly around Inverness

a forky-gollach has eaten my dahlias.

forky-gollach by cailagan March 30, 2006