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Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019

sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.
oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; 💕💓💞💘💕💕💞💘💓💗💕💕 💕💞💘💝💝💘💞💓💓💓💖💕💝💖💝💓
friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode💕💘

Sam Golbach’s Nipples 

sam’s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, i’ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips
sam golbach’s nipples are so tiny!

Off like Gobachev 

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.
"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"
Off like Gobachev by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

forky-gollach 

earwig. Used in the North of Scotland, mainly around Inverness
a forky-gollach has eaten my dahlias.
forky-gollach by cailagan March 30, 2006
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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